What I say here?

Hello! I am a friendly monster. I do not know where I came from. But I hate them.

Day 1

I'm back. I read a couple pages on this... object and I think I understand most of the human language. So... I found this object and it allows you to seach for ANYTHING you want. I stumbled apon a page FULL of the human language and I'm learning! I can tell you more about what happened later. Bye bye!

Day 2

I was just trying to have a nice day, but for some stupid reason... EVERYTHING WAS RUINED. We might have lost power which means that this object (I found out that it's called a "laptop") shutdown because it had no strength to run. Anyway. Stuff went down. The entire facility was about to get nuked (FOR FREAKING REAL I AM NOT JOKING). Alright so, we were all panicing becase of course the core almo-